Blonde web model Rachel Sexton may not be a bonafide MILF, and I’m fairly sure that she’s not even actually married, but she manages to look so good in this “domestic bondage” set that I’m giving her a pass and posting it here on Real Housewives Of Porn anyway! The kinky housewife look definitely suits her, I think. And I mean, this gallery fulfills a lot of fetishes: beyond just the pretty young housewife thing or the whole hot chick wearing a ball-gag look, Rachel’s also hitting the sexy blonde girl-next-door type with a secret naughty side trope as well as borderline foot fetishism with those insanely hot heels she’s got on. And considering that she’s wearing nothing but a cute little apron and the previously mentioned heels, there’s also a bit of cosplay going on. Rachel Sexton might just be the biggest multi-tasker in pornography!

Unless you’re living under a rock, you probably know about Bravo’s Real Housewives Of ______ series. There’s Orange County, Atlanta, New York City, a possible DC one in the works, and of course, the super-scandalous New Jersey. NJ happens to be one of the two that I actually watch (along with Atlanta, Nene Leakes is hilarious), so when an email landed in my inbox trumpeting the arrival of the Danielle Staub sex tape at video on-demand service HotMovies, I… well, I wasn’t too surprised, to be honest. Danielle’s got quite the checkered past: she’s been a fashion model, drug addict/trafficker, stripper, escort, and has a host of felonies that include kidnapping among the most sordid! So why wouldn’t she add a sex tape to that list? I personally can’t stand this bitch, but for those of you (most) who don’t watch the show and want to see a real-life housewife and bona-fide MILF getting fucked in about 500 billion different ways, click the box image below to check it out!

This MILFy British babe from the PunkGrl website is called Emma J, and she reminds me of, like… well, imagine if The OC’s Julie Cooper ran a badass biker bar or underground rock club. She’s got the same pouty lips, awesome high cheekbones, blunt-banged & long reddish-brown hair, and the body that only a personal trainer or lots of Cardio Barre could produce (okay, I’ll stop with all of The OC references, but damn, do I miss that show!) – except, just with… more tattoos… lots, lots more tattoos… and a hot, black latex corset. I’m too loyal to the Cooper/Cohen clans to ever say something like “Emma J is totally better and hotter than Julie Cooper”, but she’s definitely pretty fucking sexy. Good find, PunkGrl, as usual. May we please have some more?

I am totally half-asleep right now, so I’m not even sure why exactly it is that I’ve decided that NOW is the right time to post a gallery… but… fuck it. This blonde housewife is hot, so I’m gonna share these pix of her posing and flirting in her kitchen even if I crash mid-type. You’ll know, because there’ll just be this crazy string of like gdjsfkhjsdfl;jjjjjjjj from where my head hit the keyboard. Except, who would upload it if I fell asleep for you to even see that? Wait, I’m stupid. I’m sorry. Um, this is Michelle’s Bedroom, and she is very pretty and hot and sexy and all those flattering adjectives I would use to describe her if I were not so braindead at the moment! I’d tell you more about her, but… well, you know. Here is a helpful and convenient her amateur housewife/cuckold website if you want more photos, videos, and details about her that I am currently in no state to give you. Oh well, at least I tried, right… sort of?

I’m starting to develop a serious e-crush on English housewife Miss Hybrid – she’s this gorgeous, spoiled, proper wife of a British lord – um, except not so much with the proper part, really. She’s actually rather wild and kinky, both to indulge her own carnal desires and to help excite her older husband. And I’m not exaggerating when I say that – she’s even fucked members of her site when she’s traveled to their part of the world (check out some of the fan testimonials to her sexual prowess on her website if you need proof)! She’s also incredibly connected to all her fans via her site, not only giving them her personal contact info but responding to their comments… I love me a hands-on girl, so this brunette beauty is definitely my type! Let’s say that the fact that I stumbled onto her site around Christmas was just part one of my present… and these pix of Hybrid all dressed up (and down) for the holidays is the grand finale!

Here’s my newest MILF obsession: amateur British cheating wife/cougar, Mrs. Pennington. As so many amateur “cuckold” sites seem to get their start, hers has the typical story. In her words: “I decided to cure my endless boredom by starting to take photos of myself and post them on a well known social media site it also served as a good way to get in touch with a lot of hot and horny younger guys who actually have the stamina for a woman like myself. Poor old Richard has always been a 1 minute wonder ever since I started dating him plus he is not very adventurous its been the missionary position for the past 10 years.” It seemed that this turned out to be a very good move, as her husband ended up enjoying her swinging ways and they now use the site as a means to spice up their own sex life – “You may wonder does he know about this site? He sure does! With his work taking him away for months on end I started seeing other guys and girls to keep myself amused always telling him about it to make him realise what he was missing, when I got nothing but a good response it became the norm. So when I decided to start my own website it has become an ideal way for us to keep in touch and for him to see his wife having fun sucking and fucking as much young cock as she can get hold of he loves seeing that as much as I love doing it so why don’t you join me today and help us rub my old mans face in it!” Nice. Here’s to you, Mrs. Pennington – and poor old Richard as well, of course!

Blonde amateur MILF/housewife babe Naughty TJ totally reminds me of Nicolette Sheridan’s character from the Desperate Housewives series, Edie Britt. Edie was a total maneater, husband-chaser, adulterous cougar sexpot type character… I think during her time on the show she banged both Susan’s ex-husband and new boyfriend, as well as Gabrielle’s husband. And that similarity lends itself well to inspiring fantasies about Naughty TJ, since she admits to being quite a swinger and into sex with other guys/girls in front of her husband, orgies, and a bunch of other Edie-like sexual vices. She even calls herself an “official nymphomaniac” – and that her love of sex and her husband’s love of porn is what drove them to launch their own amateur site. Nice!

Here’s a treat for the MILF lovers who also have fetish/bondage tendencies: newly launched website Bound MILFs is here to cater to your fantasies! Case in point: this gorgeous, busty, mature Latina amateur is bound tightly in green ropes and gagged while hanging from the ceiling. Kinky, no? To be honest, this stuff isn’t normally my scene (I guess my tastes are just more vanilla when it comes to such things), but I have to admit… the binding really seems to accentuate her curves, especially those huge tits of hers. Plus, with the confident and flirty way that a lot of the women at Bound MILFs pose, you can tell that the fetish play is turning them on and making them feel sexy… and there’s nothing hotter than that glow about her a woman gets when she feels attractive… especially when the prompt for feeling so attractive is this naughty!

From amateur housewife Naughty Allie… “A member of my site, TittieFan, wanted to see some pics of me with my titties pressed against a glass shower door. I thought it was a great idea and it would also be a chance for me to show off my 34D tits. When I was ready for my shower this morning, I asked Jake to grab the camera so he could take a couple of pictures of my titties through the shower door. I was in a playful mood so I actually had him take a lot of photos. I was a little horny so in some of the pictures you’ll notice I slipped a few fingers in… I hope you like the pictures TittieFan! I saved the best pictures for you and my members!” You can read her entire erotic account of her steamy morning shower (it’s long, so that’s why I’m only posting an excerpt here) as well as the rest of the pictures – including the “best ones” she teases about in the store – at her personal website. The girl lives up to her “naughty” nickname, that’s for sure!

Who doesn’t love a hot chick in glasses? I mean, even Ms. Maverick herself, Sarah Palin, was drooled over as a MILF (remember Who’s Naylin’ Paylin?) and I think that a large part of that was the whole “hot librarian” appeal… at least, until she opened her mouth and ruined a lot of fantasies with her more repressed views on sexuality. So for those of you who know exactly what I’m talking about a need a new glasses girl to dream about, your wish is granted… Sara Next Door is a hot amateur housewife who not only rocks the “sexy nerd” look like nobody’s business, but she also has some absolutely incredible 36DD all-natural boobies… and best of all, Sara loves to show them off in hot amateur videos, live cam chats, and photoshoots like this one, where she’s stripping out of some sexy pin-striped lingerie, stockings, and a garter belt! Yeah, I know what you’re thinking… and you’re welcome =)